You are an evangelist of the Red Redemption, wandering confessor, cauterizer of the wound of sin, sin being the accumulation and recreational consumption of mass. How can your spirit fly free while shackled and flabby?
Equipment
Red robes.
Traditional faceless metal helmet of your order (Modest Armour).
Symbolic (but fully sized and fully functional) single headed great axe, to help batter down the door to sin (Damage as greatsword).